I love the pain (the bad penis post)

I have made up my mind. I love pain and can’t wait till I have someone to put me through more. Ok so maybe I don’t love pain but you would think so if you watched my life from the outside. As I read in someone else’s blog, when will I ever learn? If a woman cheats with you she will cheat on you. I had a friend tell me this a long time ago and it’s never really click with me. I knew of a female that started telling me that she can’t have a relationship that last. Now I know for a fact that she cheated on her husband while she was married. I know also for a fact that she cheated on the guy that she left when she got together with her husband. She left her husband and started seeing something else and then would still sleep with her ex behind the new guys back. On top of all this the new guy was cheating on his girlfriend at the time anyway. Now all this got me thinking. How the hell can someone that would do a quarter of this even think that they can have a good relationship? This is a person that from all indications cheats without giving it a second though. I once asked her about it and then she didn’t see a damn thing wrong with it. But hated that her husband had cheated on her at one time or another. Now my problem is that I started falling for this lying cheating bitch. And I use that in a loving term. Why oh why is this, the type of female that I seem to go for as I get older? Has my penis taken over my mind completely so that my brain doesn’t listen to the warning signs that this is going to go really really bad? But nnnooooo I run full steam right into women like this. I am going to from now on have my female friends decide on the females I date. They all seem to know what will fail and what will not fail. I am going to have to punish my penis next time it hooks me up with another one of these crazy women. Bad penis Bad penis.