Monkey's everywhere.

Wow I have noticed a couple of terms come to light in the last couple of weeks. Both of them I would say kind of fit me at this moment in life. One is of them is “love Monkey”. You may have heard this one lately as it’s a new show on TV. But from what I can gather a love monkey is someone that jumps from relationship to relationship and just can’t settle down. Damn a show about my life. Oh hell why the hell didn’t I think this up and sell it to a network. Hell, I know I am screwed up I have dealt with it and I have moved on. And the other line that I heard on the TV that kind of fit my life at the moment. At least some of it is “hank it like a monkey in a mango tree.” Ok any man that tells you that he doesn’t do this has no hands or is paralyzed from the neck down. I am the first one to admit sometimes you just don’t want to deal with the drama that comes along with another person and just need to do the job yourself. Yea yea I am insane but insane is what I like to be.

Well off on another tirade this has been a long week that I am not in the mood to deal with. Why can’t I just from my own country and have all my subjects bow to my will? I wouldn’t be that bad a leader. I would only want a tribute twice a month. Each family would just have to give up their first born daughter twice a year. And before the man can have his wife on their wedding night I would need to be first. Now is this just too much to ask for a loyal subject? I think not. It would just be the cost of living in Brianland.