Grey is a bad color

I noticed that I am going to have to change the name of my blog. I think the reason for that is I really don’t talk about dating that much. You see the problem is I don’t go out on dates that much. Hell I barely really go out on dates. I hang out at the bar or at my buddy’s place. I am thinking that I am really going to have to change this. I do have a date set up for March 9th but hell I am telling you there is no way that I am going to be able to last that long. I went out on Friday and hell if I didn’t get a nice little hottie to say yes. Hot damn it’s going to be one hell of a good time. But I do have one little problem I am getting old. My body is strong, I have a couple of brain cells left at least I think I have a couple left. But I have noticed what little hair I have changing colors. Now I shave my head so I don’t see the color change. But hell why is my chest hair turning grey? Damn it I guess I am to become one of those guys that shave everything? Oh hell we do what we have to do to keep up the vain image of ourselves. Oh hell who am I trying to fool I just don’t want to get anymore older then I already am. I will forever be a 10 year old trapped in an adult body. Hell maybe I should go out and see what happens when you mix gas gunpowder, fertilizer and fire together.