Someone get me a hammer

Man oh man I have to say I need to either invent something that will sell millions of units or win the lottery. Since I have kick way to many puppies to ever get lucky enough to win the lottery. And there really is no need for a new way to drink beer I am thinking that both those things might be a little out of range at this point. I am trying to figure out where are all these jobs that the news keep talking about that were created in this month or that month? Hell I wish I could go back to school and really owe more money while trying to find that perfect job. But damn this is one of those catch 22’s. Even with a degree there is no guarantee that I would be able to find a well paying job. One of my best friends brother went to Dartmouth got his degree and the next thing you know he is working at dominos. WHAT the hell you pay all that money do all that work and you can’t get a job other than pizza delivery? So how would I fair going to junior college no name? Oh hell that is my vent for the morning I am sure I will come up with more crap by this weekend to write about and then I will really be venting. But until then I am going to hook up my Coffee I.V. and try not to be bored with the job I hate while looking for something better. yeahhh