Thursday, April 27, 2006

Vegas part 2

Alright it’s time to finish my story up a bit. Well since my last post was getting a little long I decided to kind of leave a bit out of it. Like the part about some of the things that happened in Vegas when you are around a midget, hot women and beer. Now I know I mentioned the littler person giving out shots while standing on the bar. But what I didn’t mention was the amount of just insanely hot women getting shots from this guy. I am telling you this guy could have damn near gotten some tail from some of the hottest women on the strip. They were young, old, short, tall and came in all different flavors of the rainbow. Now this is the reason that I LOVE LAS VEGAS. My buddy and I spent almost 6 hours at this one bar just drinking and people watching. Then as drunks do we decided to walk back to the hotel. Now this is where I hate Las Vegas. Everything seems so damn close. But it’s not. Walking sucks ass because you think that any moment you will be where you are going but you won’t. Damn damn damn I’m not out of shape but my damn legs feel like they are on fire. Why the hell didn’t we take a cab or bus for that matter? I don’t know I don’t have the first clue. So two hours letter we get to the room and proceed to pass out. Don’t know if it’s from the all the beer, heat or being tired from the long walk. But we sleep till about 10 pm then it’s off to the bar again more trouble.
Sunday was a pretty boring day it was time to come home and try and relax before going back to work. And hopefully have some news about the job that I interviewed for last week. I really needed some good news so I was hoping to have heard from them by now. But when I got home there was no news about the job. But there was an email from a girl that hit me up not too long ago about hooking up. Well hell maybe this week will have some fun in it. I go to meet her on Tuesday and we get along very very well. We have already made place to hook up again on Friday. Hot damn two good weeks in a row I wonder when it’s all going to come crashing down on me?? Only time will tell.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Vegas Trip the Start

Maybe one of you out there can help me with this? How is it you can’t wait to go to Vegas? But once you get there and spend a couple of days there you can’t wait to come back home? I just spent three days in Sin City and I can tell you right now. I am so glad to be back in California. But I can also tell you I am also already planning my next trip back. Let me start by saying why are mother in-laws better? I’m telling you man they drive everyone insane. I worked it out where my best friend was going to take me to the airport and then they were going to drive to Vegas with his Wife and kid and mother in-law. Hell now this is a plan but all good plans are killed by the mother in-law. We got a late start but I was still going to get to the Airport with forty minutes to go to catch my plane. Now that would have been great if the airline didn’t stop letting you check in at forty-five minutes before your flight. So I missed my flight by five minutes because we had to turn around and get the mother in-laws purse and another jacket. Well that is how the weekend got it start. Not the best way for sure. But it was all good from there. I had a great flight into Las Vegas. No trouble getting my bags or a cab to the hotel and checking in. All was good with the world. Thursday wasn’t too wild or anything. I just stayed at my hotel and played Blackjack all night. Oh man I can’t believe how long I played and how much I drank. Oh man it was a record for me at that point. At this point are the key words to tell you the truth. Because Friday was going to be a whole new record. I wake up mid afternoon and get a call from my best friend and he ask if I mind if one I would mind if one of our other friends can share a room with me. Hell I don’t care the more the merrier. So until he shows up I go out on the strip and check out the people that are out and about. OH damn were there a lot of females in short skirts walking around and drinking. And as the day went on I could only tell the ones that started early and will be (forgive me ladies) easy prey for some of the sleazier guys of Vegas. Yea we have all seen them the ones that just watch for the drunken girls and then pounce once their friends move off to go to the bathroom or something. Yea there was a lot of that going on during the day. And it would seem it happened even more later that night but I am getting ahead of myself. My friend meets up with me and we go to this cheap casino that I know of and start playing blackjack and drinking while we wait for our other friend to get there. We are drunk before he even gets there. Then we start drinking even more. OH got I can not even believe we can even stand by this time. But we can’t stop now. Now we head over to the Hard Rock. OH my god I love the Hard Rock. There is so much tail in this place. I can’t believe some of the outfits that some of these women are wearing. I swear one pull of a string and they will be butt naked and I would be happy. I will have to say I got a lot of numbers which I will never use. But I am for sure going to remember all the making out at the Hard Rocks. Sat was all kind of a blur went for a while down the strip to this bar where they were serving dollar beers and a little person was giving away free shots on the bar. After that things just got a little blurry because for dollar beers and free shots why the hell should I stop drinking until I am feeling like I should. I might finish off the rest of this story later or move on with whatever else is going on in life. But at this point I am in a little bit of a better place mentally right now. And this is a really good thing for me.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Damn it Twice in one week.

I have now come to the conclusion that video games have kept me out of jail big time. I know for a fact that if I didn’t have the video killing and mayhem I would have been put in jail a long time ago. I mean between work, women and just over all life crap I want to go on a mad rampage and just do the work that nature is too slow to do. Now this is one rant that I really need to get off my chest. I am just tried of people that are dumb enough to do something stupid and then get caught but not admit to it. So here is my story. I started talking to this girl a while back. I have been trying to get to know her and see what would happen. But like all things you can hear one thing and the person that told it to you can mean something completely different. Now for the couple of weeks she has either been ignoring me or giving me the run around. What kind of crap is that? Hell I even asked her if she wanted to move on or did she want to go out. For some reason this bitch just kept saying yes and that she just needed to find some time. Now I find out that while she has been so busy with “work” some other guy has been making time with her and she has been spending time with him. Now if you are going to tell some one that you want to see them why the hell don’t you go out with him? Why say “yes I want to go out with you”. But then go out with some other guy instead of going out with the you just told you did want to go out with. Why not just tell everyone involved what the score is and just be done with it? That I don’t know but I am just done. Damn it I am going off to kill some virtual people and be done with it.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Can't wait for Vacation.

Damn it’s been a while; I have been slacking a bit lately. Since my last post the pain has stopped. Yea and friendly I have to tell you, you had one hell of an idea but I wasn’t in the mood to do any of it. I couldn’t see straight or get off my knees with my face in the toilet. Oh man it was a pretty sight. My roommate wanted to know if I should go to the ER but I for sure didn’t want to go there. If I could have passed out then I would have gone. Yes just like every other man out there. I don’t want to go to the doctor unless I have something falling off or won’t stop bleeding after 4 hours.

After all that I went out to see my parents. Well it was more like I went out to put things in their storage shed. Hell why pay for storage when you know someone with a huge storage shed and they will let you use it for free? After unpacking my truck I just hang out there for a bit and take a load off. It was good to just relax and not really have anything to do. My brother was in the area so he came over for a bit and we just shot the shyt for a couple of hours and it was good to just spend time with the family. OH and the good thing about this time spent was that my brother’s birthday was on the 7th. And since it is his birthday that means he is getting money. Now why am I so happy about this? Well my birthday is 2 weeks after which means that I am going to get some cash also. Hot damn I was able to get my plane ticket a week early.
A plane ticket you ask? Where the hell are you going B? I am on my way to Sin City and I am planning on having it live up to its name. I got lucky and found a hotel on the strip with a casino for 200 bucks for the weekend and a flight for the same amount. I get paid the day after I get there so I will for sure have some cash when I am there. I don’t know how long I will have the cash but I will have some. The only thing that would have made it better was if I had a date while in Vegas but I am still working on that. We will see how things go over the next week and a half.

Monday, April 03, 2006

The Pain The F'n Pain.

Someone has got to tell me that it is not normal to want to pull out your own damn eye. All weekend long I have had this migraine headache located right behind my left eye. So as an result I have been fighting the urge to crawl out my eye like a woman in a catfight. Light hurts, blinking hurts, hell just thinking I have an eye hurts. Now I am betting you are wondering what any of this has to do with dating or why any of you should care. OH hell you shouldn’t care I am venting. But what does this have to do with dating? Well I wear glasses and without them I can sometimes be a little blind. Now my friend had the bright ideal that maybe I needed to get out of the house and get some air and that might help. Now this is the same friend that enjoys watching me make a fool of myself and tell me all about it the next day when some of the alcohol wears off. He takes me to this bar near his house. Now my friend lives in a predominant Hispanic area. But I had no idea until we went to this bar. WOW is all I could say. I saw more fake drawn in eyeliners and lips then I have seen outside of east LA. And most of these females couldn’t have been more than 22 if that. Now the age thing wouldn’t bother me so much but the guys hovering over said 22 year olds were all these want bee gangster types. Now this is when my friend has his horns showing big time. He knows that I am the easiest going guy. That is until I don’t feel well. Then I turn into the biggest pain in the ass and I have the shortest temper. Not one of the best ideals in this group of wishful thinkers. Oh I forgot to mention that there were 3 other females in our party. They were up dancing around like they had no other cares in the world. But every time they got to dancing they would get fondled by every little assbag in the world just because they enjoyed dancing. Well lets just say I wasn’t even in the mood to deal with it. So I had to leave early and go home. Well not home just out of that bar at the time. And that is how my weekend with. All to get this damn my eye out of my head.