Vegas Trip the Start

Maybe one of you out there can help me with this? How is it you can’t wait to go to Vegas? But once you get there and spend a couple of days there you can’t wait to come back home? I just spent three days in Sin City and I can tell you right now. I am so glad to be back in California. But I can also tell you I am also already planning my next trip back. Let me start by saying why are mother in-laws better? I’m telling you man they drive everyone insane. I worked it out where my best friend was going to take me to the airport and then they were going to drive to Vegas with his Wife and kid and mother in-law. Hell now this is a plan but all good plans are killed by the mother in-law. We got a late start but I was still going to get to the Airport with forty minutes to go to catch my plane. Now that would have been great if the airline didn’t stop letting you check in at forty-five minutes before your flight. So I missed my flight by five minutes because we had to turn around and get the mother in-laws purse and another jacket. Well that is how the weekend got it start. Not the best way for sure. But it was all good from there. I had a great flight into Las Vegas. No trouble getting my bags or a cab to the hotel and checking in. All was good with the world. Thursday wasn’t too wild or anything. I just stayed at my hotel and played Blackjack all night. Oh man I can’t believe how long I played and how much I drank. Oh man it was a record for me at that point. At this point are the key words to tell you the truth. Because Friday was going to be a whole new record. I wake up mid afternoon and get a call from my best friend and he ask if I mind if one I would mind if one of our other friends can share a room with me. Hell I don’t care the more the merrier. So until he shows up I go out on the strip and check out the people that are out and about. OH damn were there a lot of females in short skirts walking around and drinking. And as the day went on I could only tell the ones that started early and will be (forgive me ladies) easy prey for some of the sleazier guys of Vegas. Yea we have all seen them the ones that just watch for the drunken girls and then pounce once their friends move off to go to the bathroom or something. Yea there was a lot of that going on during the day. And it would seem it happened even more later that night but I am getting ahead of myself. My friend meets up with me and we go to this cheap casino that I know of and start playing blackjack and drinking while we wait for our other friend to get there. We are drunk before he even gets there. Then we start drinking even more. OH got I can not even believe we can even stand by this time. But we can’t stop now. Now we head over to the Hard Rock. OH my god I love the Hard Rock. There is so much tail in this place. I can’t believe some of the outfits that some of these women are wearing. I swear one pull of a string and they will be butt naked and I would be happy. I will have to say I got a lot of numbers which I will never use. But I am for sure going to remember all the making out at the Hard Rocks. Sat was all kind of a blur went for a while down the strip to this bar where they were serving dollar beers and a little person was giving away free shots on the bar. After that things just got a little blurry because for dollar beers and free shots why the hell should I stop drinking until I am feeling like I should. I might finish off the rest of this story later or move on with whatever else is going on in life. But at this point I am in a little bit of a better place mentally right now. And this is a really good thing for me.