350lbs of lies and lard

Ok now this has been the week from hell. I can’t believe just how much and how many people I want to tell to go to hell. Well this is how the week starts. We are told that the office that we are working at is going to be closing at the end of the month. Yes as in a couple of days. But it gets better. We have projects due after that so that now we have to get this done before we lose our jobs. Now one of those projects is so behind schedule that if it makes it out it would be a miracle. See the problem with that project is that the project manager is a complete idiot. This is the only woman that can’t tell a lie to save her life. Now I don’t mean that she is some that is honest. She is just someone that doesn’t know how to lie. We have two project managers. One is leaving at the end of the week. So these two decide that it would be good to pull a good cop bad cop on us to get us motivated. See the problem being is that 1. We are all losing our jobs and this place isn’t on our top 10 places to be or to be worried about. 2. The Project in question is behind because of her and now she is laying the blame all on the worker bees. For over 6 months I have listened to her tell the people on this project that “I only want these two people looking at this project.” Now the lead on the project left 3 months ago. The only other person to look at the project left last week. Now that there are more people looking at it they are finding all kinds of problems with it. We were asked how is it that now you are finding all these problems? Well all of us wanted to walk out right then and there but without a paycheck coming in that isn’t the best idea. But everyone is pissed at this. No one working in our department is responsible for this clusterfuck. The other project will be done on time but just barely and because it’s not a bad project and the developer is good. So we are not really worried about that. But that project we were only given a week to do this project on like 30 units. Which for us is a lot so it was a fucked deal to begin with, but we have to deal with it? It’s just a sad thing that I have to drink before work just to get through the day without cursing someone out or killing them. I can’t believe the clusterFuck that this company’s management is. I don’t think they could find a clue if they had Scooby Doo helping them. Well back to my Vodka and OJ.