Dear Satan please read.

Dear Satan,
It has come to my attention lately that there will be a number of souls coming your way. It would be great if you could make arrangements to have us all housed in the same area near a beach if you don’t mind. I know that you really don’t take request but I am going to let you know just why this would be a great idea and very helpful to you also. It would seem that “some” of the people in this group have a great many issues. Now if left out on their own they might try and take over hell and run it how they seem fit. Now as I see it you could have one large condo building full of these lowlifes in one spot too busy having sex and partying to worry about taking over. Or you could have a few spots in hell where each of these individuals trying to take over hell. I am sure you don’t want there to be civil war in hell. Well I will let you think it over and watch the trouble that we can get in by ourselves while on earth. While you watch and wonder how so many people can be so f’d up. Just ask yourself what would it be like in hell when we really don’t have any rules?

Signed, Horny Malcontent # 1