What did you say?

Ok after the last ultra serious post I had to come back with something just a little bit more lighthearted. I have a good friend that works at a hospital in the urgent care. Now she is the person that checks people in and fills out the paperwork. She tells me of an incident that happen a couple of weeks ago. It would seem that this woman comes in that very high maintenance. She has fake everything, nails, hair, boobs and anything else that you can buy and put on a female. So my friend has to get all her info so that she can be treated. So my friend asks “So what are you here for today?” She says she has a urinary tract infection. Well ok lots of women get this and it’s nothing out of the ordinary. So since this is this woman’s first time here she has to fill out the info forms. As this is happening the two nurses in the room start to ask questions. “So why do you think you have a UTI?” and with a straight face this woman says “oh it’s an occupational hazard.” LOL my friend lets this slide since this It’s been a long day and plus she also thinks that she heard her right. And would you want to ask that follow up question? Now my friend just goes about her day and she has to input all this info of the day into the computer. When she comes upon the information form of the fake woman she reads it over to make sure everything is correct on it. As she is reading it she stops and has to read it a few times over. Because this woman has put under occupation “Hooker”. Not self-employed, not actress nothing to clean it up even a little bit just hooker. Wow I can only guess that she is really really proud of what she does and doesn’t mind who knows about it.