I found the Unicorn.

I can not believe just how busy I have been over the last couple of weeks. I have been trying to update this blog for almost a week now and every time I try something else comes up. Things have been just been kind of interesting. But the one thing that is settled is what I am doing in four months. Hell I have to have something to look forward to. The plan is to get a new tattoo and see one of the Cirque Du Soleil shows. I am pretty sure that this will fill up a couple of days and I will come back drunker then a skunk to say the least. Now this is the plan, how much of this plan I get done that is yet to be seen. So the job search has just been a pain. I came to realize that it’s been a full year since I was told that I would have a great job only to have it pulled right from under me. Looking back now I can say that joining this team might not have been a good thing. The project is still not done. I went into the store the other day and they are still talking about “coming soon”. When I was interviewing for the position the project was almost done back then. I have no idea what could have happened to mess up their deadline but oh well not my problem.
Ok I have noticed that I am a special kind of person. I can find the one woman that most can not. I have had the best luck in the world when it comes to women. How is it that I can find the only virgin in her 20’s? We are talking late twenties here. She is not a nun, she is not ugly. But she is a late 20’s virgin. Now me a highly sexual person what the hell am I going to do now? Damn it, only I can have this kind of luck. Damn damn damn I am so going to go crazy now.