Ok when does the music start?

Oh man I just had to get this down on paper today. I had the most interesting thing happen to me last night. I am at home with my girl and we were pretty much about to get ready for bed. My girl goes into the restroom to take off some makeup. At that point there is a soft knock at my door. I look out my peephole and see this very small woman standing at the door. I open it and there is a very nice woman holding a bottle of vodka. She says she just moved in and wanted to get to know her neighbors. So she was walking around the complex seeing who is awake. LOL I’m telling you I though this was a joke at first but nope it wasn’t. She was very very drunk when she knocked and it showed in the way she talked and almost fell over a couple of times. It was funny when my girl came out and wanted to know what was going on. I told her and the look on her face was one of “Oh my god” she just looked and couldn’t believe that this was happening. Now here is something funny. If I was a single guy again I would have heard the porn music going and invited her in to drink some of my vodka. Oh how much fun that would have been. But I am no longer single so no porn music going off in my head. LOL