Casting Magic Missile Now

How the hell did I ever get laid? I just went to the movies and I can’t believe I am this big of a damn geek. The movie that I went to go see was Dragonball Evolution. If you don’t know this movie or the story behind it then just go ask any 12 year boy and I am sure they will tell you. After watching this damn movie I can’t believe I am a 38 year old male that will be married soon. For a matter of fact I can’t believe that I am not in the basement of my parent’s house beating off to some anime character. The movie was bad, the acting was bad. Hell everything about this movie was bad but I loved it. Why? Because I have the brain cells of a 13 year old boy. There is no way I should have ever gotten laid. Much less have gotten my soon to be wife to say yes to me. Damn I am one lucky SOB. Oh and by the way the title of this little story? Click here and you will understand why I chose it.