My god did that just jump at me or not??

Oh my god life has been one hell of a busy time these days. I have been wanting to write about the toga party and also a few other things that have happened in the last couple of weeks. So lets start off with the toga party. It was a good time for sure. The day started off kind of bad just because the party was in a suburb of Hell. The reason I say this is because when we I got up to take my friend to work at 5am, it was 80 degrees outside. What the hell is going on in California. There is no reason for all this damn heat. Now when I went to pick her up I don't know how hot it was but sweat shouldn't drip off of people from sitting. As a matter of fact sweat shouldn't be dripping off of people 1 minute after leaving a air condition room. Yes this is what happened. If anyone comes to California stay out of Riverside. Go to the beach hell even go to Disneyland you will thank me for that bit of news. Now we went to our hotel after I picked her up. It was a nice place really. We had a couple of hours to kill before the party so we just hung out and relaxed. At about 8 o'clock we got dressed in our costumes. Now I should have tried on my costume before now. My god this is a little short to be wearing out in public. Not a problem I have a pair of shorts that I can wear under the toga. We got to the party around 9:30 and it was a site to behold. There were people with costumes that either they rented or they had them made. I mean there were some really good toga. I think one of the best ones that I saw was a little purple number that this woman with the biggest boobs I have ever seen. For the most part I am very much a gentleman. I always look people in their eyes when talking with them. She bends down and picks something up when one of those breast came out to see what was going on. Now I am at a lost for words. I am having trouble putting two words together. This went on for about 5 minutes before she puts the girls away and I can speak again. I mean this isn't the first breast I have seen but damn it just surprised the hell out of me. And I have to tell you the rest of the night went kind of like that. There were some a lot of fun going down that is for damn sure. My date and I had a really good time and couldn't wait to go to a little get together that they were having the next week.
One week later we had an invite to come to a little get together at a club with the Host of the toga party. This party was a much more subdued event. It was more of just people just talking and getting to know each other. It was a really fun night getting to know new people and some of the people that we talked to before. This was enjoyable for the fact that people were a lot more relaxed and easy going. It really was a good time. I met a lot of people and we have started talking and might have to put something that is a little bit more private. Going back to unpacking my apartment and I good.